130110 JUST DEFIANCE Outlaw Junction
Misogynist Jokes Edition
(Blue for Boys Edition!)
This
goes out to the Great American “Stand-Up” Comedian, Louis CK.
He'd unnerstand these sentiments.
I don't think it is illegal to be a misogynist?
Question:
Why do women want, and
have babies?
Answer
1: Because you're never
big enough, blokes!
Answer
2: Because it's wrong –
and dangerous - to have sex with elephants!
Women
want to enjoy excruciating pain, when they have sex. They want to
writhe and scream in unforgettable agony, during intercourse.
They
want to have that “OH
MY GOD, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! experience,
when they have sex.
And
that “OH MY GOD, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!” feeling is the
best, strongest, and in fact the most exhilarating physical
experience (for them),
during childbirth.
That's
one of two reasons why they believe they have made it in the “adult”,
“big girl” “grown-up” stakes, once they've been through
childbirth.
The
other reason is of course, because they, being essentially
sexually-driven beings, little different to males, for their own
ignorance, or for their matriarchs also being the same, of the
last.., oooowh
– 204 (in Astrayliar),
500, 1600 years in the Judeo-Christian realms - ie., poorly raised,
and poorly educated as to what being a women (again, as with males)
actually involves, and requires be engendered – Intellect and
Wisdom - and have been deceived to believe that making it as a
grown-up, mature, adult female, is found by becoming a mother.
But,
of course, motherhood is nothing without 1st
having that “OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! (POOOOSSSHHH!!!)
OH
MY GOD!!! IT'S THE
END OF THE (POOOOSSSHHH!!!)
AAAGH!!! WORLD!!!”
childbirthing sssstttre-e-e-etch, of all things inside their womb.
This
is also why they lie to men about not wanting babies.
Always,
they actually do. But not so they can be tied down by a ruggie for
the next 15 years.
Simply,
and completely unthinkingly, because they need
the most powerful sensation they know they will ever experience, of a
four-to-six-inch diameter pulsing head, passing through their a-hem.
“AAAAAAAGH!
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, IT'S THE END OF THE FUCKING
WORLD!!!”
So!
When testosterone-maxing-out adolescent and 20-something males start
thinking of both “sex”
and of “gettin'
married”,
and definitely when they start thinking that they'd like to have
kids.....
STOP
RIGHT THERE DONKEY-DICK!!! STOP RIGHT THERE DICK-HEAD!!!
and...... THINK
AGAIN BLOKE!
One,
the “... I like
the idea of being a dad” syndrome,
is as likely some female who has the hots for
your genes – it's a primal thing, you know - (or
Catholic priest!) has cast a hex on your mind, whence, if successful
she, the female,
will most likely change completely toward you, once she's dropped a
ruggie or 2, leave you hanging, and with all her mates, organise to
divorce you and settle for everything you love in house, furniture,
bed, car, motorbike, guns, pets, gold watch, etc. AND! THA
FRIDGE!!??@#$%!!??
And/or,
she'll “do-the-black-widow”
on
yer, and after sex loses it's OH
MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! thrill for her, she'll ….consume....
everything of you.
Every
muscle, every tendon, every braincell, every bone, every nerve, every
sane and balanced thought! EVERY THING!
Including
of course.., your
Soul...,
if you still have one after a series of years living under her hex
and bullshit.
ME?
a Sworn Misogynist!?
I
Guess so!
This,
is part-and-parcel of the rise-and-rise of the female gender in
western society, and is directly allied to their secret plot to
claim, or, if we are “The
Da Vinci Code” fans,
their secret plot to reclaim
the earth for their
matriarchal agenda.
This,
the exact same as the huge
rise in woemen employed in real estate, of the last 40 or so years,
and, according to research I did in the 1990s, is linked to the
inexorable rise in land prices since about 1970-72.
The
trick is, Men do the hard yakka saving for and paying the mortgage.
Women work too, yes, but never as often in similar or as brutal
employment as men. Women, relying on their female comrades in real
estate over-pricing and sweet-talking males into paying more than is
conscionable for the house-land package. Women divorce the blokes,
and clean-up in court by winning the over-priced property, coming out
near-as millionaires, sitting on easy street forever and forever
thereafter. This, it has to be stressed, occurs most with
church-educated men
and women.
(Funny,
aye, that my mum got into real estate in the 1960s! Her, a “good”
[HAHAHA!]
little Catholic convent girl! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Funny aye!?@#$%^!??
Floggin' our Aborigine Ancestors' Land for ten quid-an-acre!!!
Warrandyte, I recall.)
(However,
I do hold suspicions that one Rupert Murdoch had his hands in this
(artificial)
rise in land prices, because newspapers started more than before to
advertise real estate, property sales, right around the 1st
years he started his Australian and British media empire expansion
from the late 1960s-on. And since then real estate has been the
mainstay “cash-cow” for now-dying newspapers.)
Why
do men do most of the driving of family and passenger vehicles?
So
women can place all the blame on the men when there's an accident, or
when they're late, or, when the car breaks down.
However...!
Don't let down your guard, blokes!
For
if an argument comes out of talking to them about this, and she says
“OK! I'll do the
driving!” BEWARE!!!
She's as likely setting the scene for her to have an accident, whence
she can blame YOU, for not being the responsible man she thought she
was getting hooked up with!!!
Just
the same as, “but you
said you loved me?!?!?!#%^!?!!?!
Don't
let them trap you into saying you love
them!
In
other words, the custom in western society, of “boyfriend-girlfriend”
leading to monogamism,
marriage, the nuclear family catastrophe, with it's TOTALLY
unsustainable nuclear family and home death pledge (mortgage)
situation, is nothing more than a trap, by two parties – 1. women,
and 2, the banks.
Same
same as having the inculturation of men being responsible for knowing
about mechanics.
Have
any men noticed that when women make it into positions of power, be
it as prime minister, or CEO, or school principals, etc etc., nothing
gets any better! All
that happens is the corruption starts to be -
more discretely –
pilfered off into women's hands!
NO!
Prove it to be otherwise, Madam?
This
does not condone males as the better PMs, CEOs or school principals,
et al, but in fact says that the whole situation is rooted,
culturally, and psychologically, for both
genders, and we all need
to make deep and cutting changes to these, perhaps, fundamental
attitudes and customary beliefs.
Added
to this is the fear the authorities have instilled in men of being
accused of sexual harassment, rape, bullying, or even sexist insults,
when as often (not saying these don't happen), the woman/women crying
victim has set the male up, intimidated and provoked him, and falls
back on the “I'm an
innocent women!” scenario,
or, plays on the gullibility of the arresting coppers, by making out
she's a lady.
An
honest woman!?
HA!
Never has there been an honest woman, especially in Australia since
1808!
So?
Why wouldn't an Honest Bloke, like humble me, be a misogynist???
FREEDOM
FOR MISOGYNIST JOKES!
If
women can't laugh at them thus, at themselves, they are
dysfunctional, most usually, with an excess of feminist pride!
Women
are ever ready to deny they are egoists. Yet only through their
paranoia-induced quick wit, and their deeply ingrained ability to lie
their way through sticky situations, do they convince others this is
so.
And,
they are the 1st
to scream, if a male accuses them of being egomaniacs,
all-of-a-sudden, inventing all manner of counter-accusations against
the male.
I'm
not the only male who has experienced this from deceiving females
when I get too close to the truth about their lies.
The
truth is that egomania is a mental disorder, as prevalent in men,
yes, but women do get away with it much much more, and for that, get
the unjustified upper hand. Especially in the courts.
We
all are deeply damaged, from 1000s of years of BAD, BAD, REAL
BAD culture.
Culture
which 1st
and foremost, forces us to believe the primary lies that sustain
these outright evil “Christian” religions' and their dogma of
bullshit about That Man, Yeshua ben Joseph.
A
Man, born to a harlot, (NOT, a “virgin”). If not a harlot,
Jesus' mother was definitely a Jewish witch, and, herself more than
likely, so, in her defense, under the spell and power of the temple
rabbis, and Jesus was heartlessly conceived – out
of wedlock in an extramarital affair -
born to play a sacrificed patsy, witch priest for the dying and
threatened Hebrew cult.
It
is no coincidence that the mythical Magi of Britain's “Camelot”
fable, “Merlin”
was born out of wedlock
to a witch! It seems that having a child grow through the trauma of
lies from his mother, and her plying him with her covert witchcraft,
makes for a stronger more powerful magician, as Merlin, and one other
witch (!?!) of today, are reputed to be.
But
for Yeshua, a Hebrew cult run, controlled by an ancient family
dynasty descended from King David, which had a desperate desire to
retain power, and in fact, expand it, via Rome.
Whether
it was part of the Temple's plan for Yeshua to DEFY their intentions,
or not, he saw their plan and acted against it, for Honesty, and
Honor was primary to him.
Has
any of us known any woman with that level of Integrity and Honor?
However,
with these deceptions driven into the minds of the majority western
“Christians'” flock, since the 4th
century Councils of Nicea, mainly, truth becomes an anathema.
But,
the original deceits thereafter serve worst to justify lies and thus
corruption right across society. That's exactly why the Catholic
church slots in the “confession” trick, and the “forgiveness”
bribe.
So
much for the short piece on misogynist jokes!
Watch
'em, Men! Woemen AND Christians!
Why
do woemen have vagina’s?
They've
got to have somewhere
to hide their
cunning!
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Praise the Immortals!
All
Praise the Warriors who have fallen
Fighting
for a Just World!
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