140930 SHOCK NEWS
In a
shock announcement from Labotomiland [previously known as “Queensland”
Australia] by the constantly shocking Newman government, the Minister
for Labotamies today said that,
“As
from next Bubsday, this Gub'nmunt will be banning 'growing-up'".
Child
care centres, mining communities, religious schools and tertiary
education institutes, real estate agencies, crime gangs, the agriculture and toy
industries, christian religions and police stations across Labotomiland, expressed glee.
Federal
ALP opposition leader Bill Shorten said "GOOGOO, GAAGAA!",
and "Blubsbsssblobba", and dropped his dummy.
When a
reporter asked the Minister "When is Bubsday?", he replied,
with a big baby-like smile, in a shrill voice, "ALL DAAAAAAY!"
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In
other news the federal parliament Committee for Doing Over Voters has
announced that from the next election, election cycles will be
“simplified” to 99 days per government term.
After
an extensive 15 second study and ridiculously expensive, out-sourced
consultant's research, this length for government term was found to
best suit the federal politicians, because their favorite saying, is
"99!
Change hands!"
This is
" SHOCK NEWS ".
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This
morning the senior-most head of the Australian Broadcasting
Corporation, THEIR ABC, Rupert Murdoch, announced that in future, ABC
news will be introduced as
"Filthy
Rich Zionist Khazari False Jews
Running Hollywood And Your Elections
News"
and
added that “....we can expect more of the same ______ [sorry that's
been __________ redacted] ....as long as audiences want 'facts'!”
Mr
Murdoch went on, as he's want to do, and said
"We
want to give you the truth in the introduction, and to encourage
ABC's audiences, we want them to make it up from there. Like we do."
In
other news, there was a fatal road accident today......,
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Now
over to spoiled, predominantly whiteguy, church-indoctrinated,
overpaid and over drugged, silver for silence, drugs – er – sport.
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And to
the weather...,
Tomorrows
temperatures are expected to be high across the planet, as we and the
CIA, are still pushing the global warming scam, as it's the best way
the global elite can figure, to scare the masses into stop burning
energy, and because we can blame the Sun King, built by the Vatican as
their returned King Jessuss, but, who's abdicated, turned Dissident,
gone rogue, which is severely concerning CIA MK-Ultra right wing
religious fundamentalist mind control agents.
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We have
a report, just in, that the abdicated Sun King is now threatening life
on earth with possible annihilation, unless we
sack
and arrest
-board
members of all Rothschild's banks,
-all
western governments,
-the
Vatican cabal CEOs, the
-ABC,
-BBC,
-ITV,
-CNN,
-Al
Jazeera,
-FOX
and about a zillion other zionist media outlets,
-all
hollywood studios,
-TAX
RELIGIONS 100%, and
-implement
true democratic land reforms forthwith.
SHOCK
NEWS!
Absolutely
SHOCKING!
Looks
like the end of the world, folks!
SHOCK NEWS!
Absolutely SHOCKING!
Pray
you wont be this SHOCKED...., ever again!
Absolutely JAW-DROPPINGS!
For an explanable reason, I had ABC's top politicaal satarist, Shaun-Micallef in mind as this was drafted? [Not quite up to his Standards in Political Satire, however...]
